Nov. 22, 2009
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Nov. 21, 2009

Facebook doesn't recognize Scientology.

In the “Religious Views” section. I just wanted hatemail, come on.

Nov. 20, 2009

There’s a hundred people waiting for us to fall apart, so they can pounce like children after a burst pinata to pick up whatever they can.

I’ll do my best to keep the blindfold tight, but in the end, darling, I’m not the one holding the bat.

— Me, year-and-1/2 ago. I know, lame to self-quote, but it almost does feel like the writer was an entirely different person. Actually, I hope he was.
Nov. 17, 2009
Went to google.com, and I got this blankish-looking monstrosity. I knew they were monsters…I just knew it.

Went to google.com, and I got this blankish-looking monstrosity. I knew they were monsters…I just knew it.

Nov. 16, 2009
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Geez. It’s the size of your forearm for $5, and the employees usually get minimum wage to deal with a shitstorm of picky cheapskates.
If cheddar arrangement is a crisis, go to the grocery store and make your own damn sandwich.
Hah, sorry, it’s been a long day at work, and I’ve got to go back.

jilllian:wellthatsjustgreat:electroblastron:(via dustinsuperstar)

Geez. It’s the size of your forearm for $5, and the employees usually get minimum wage to deal with a shitstorm of picky cheapskates.

If cheddar arrangement is a crisis, go to the grocery store and make your own damn sandwich.

Hah, sorry, it’s been a long day at work, and I’ve got to go back.

Nov. 12, 2009
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Nov. 12, 2009
edit: kudos to afghanibanani for the awesome caption, haha.

edit: kudos to afghanibanani for the awesome caption, haha.

Nov. 10, 2009

www.ithinki'veseeneverythingontheinternetnow.com

Good night, everybody.

Nov. 7, 2009
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